sparkymat

It was a dark and tall man who was standing in the woods. Blood dripped through the fresh wounds on the frog he was carrying between his tightly clasped claws. He had come a long way from the sweet innocent days of his simple childhood. He had to fight for his sanity every day since he was bitten by a fierce and venomous moth. The very essence of his being altered into a frog destroyer. The frogs of Bannerghatta were walking happily down MG Road holding each others hand, singing. “Chembakame, Chembakame, nee ennum enteethalle”, when suddenly the sky turned dark, Earth split and swallowed them deep into the deadly bowels of eternal chocolatation. The choco-devil addressed the army of choco-frogs to mark the beginning of the end. The end of human dominance, the start of chocolution, the chocolate revolution. He blew a chocolate bubble into the sky and started the ,surprise surprise, chocolate revolution! The only thing that KFC didn’t want to see in this world. KFC, contrary to popular beliefs, does not stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken, but Killere Frogo’ Communion, a secret organization which cooked chicken publicly, but covertly worked to save Earth from the F-Day, when choco frogs would, ironically, start eating chicken and humans will die hungry. Over the years, famous personalities and non-personalities like Ra Ra Rasputin, Superman and Jassy Gift had been responsible for furthering the noble cause of eating only chicken and chicken alone. Vegetarians resisted briefly, but had too many briefs to resist. Chicken eaters murdered them all. Lord WalldeMart was the leader of a clan of quantum chickenophysical human veggie murderers who were hell bent on wiping all traces of Playstation and clean them neat for gaming sessions. Believe it or not, psychokinetic and sonar cryptological clues is totally irrelevant to this story. But relevance was never a criterion for deep-space survival and that’s the point. Frogolution, hence, didn’t need all these. Spykolomar the Wise was known as the saviour of mankind and for his deft leg glances. His left hook was real strong. Robotic claws replaced his once bruised and battered fingers. His henchman, Kaluppi Dada, was a master frog assasin. Together they went about causing havoc and mavoc, brother of havoc, among the ranks of chocofrogs. Their super powers were too much for Tom Cruise to handle, but that’s irrelevant. After saving humanity by averting the F-Day, they start preparing for G-Day and humanity lived happily ever after.